You Are Getting Sleepy...

 

I am totally exhausted at the moment. Self-inflicted by a new shiny 3D Zelda game and too many nights with said game in one hand and an alcoholic beverage in the other. And it only arrived on Friday. By next month we'll probably be engaged.

I'm also spending a lot of time in dark stacks (interesting-sounds like a euphemism - 'Ive been in really dark stacks lately about that name tag mixup...') because I'm too bone idle to get to the switch. Also it makes me feel a bit like I've died.

Still. In one of the rare times I did turn the lights on, I found this gem:

Transcript: 'Beware Holly, the monster of Tower 17/She'll come and eat you for tea at 11:15'

The Church has its Priorities Sorted...

I guess it's important to cover all bases. Like the Philosophy for Everyone series. They know what the people want.

Aldarriozstenziecy

We're all connected

in the West Womb. Which is necessary for support when readers fail at even the simplest things.

Better they fail totally than change their minds though, like the guy who today ordered a bunch of books on the Trans-Siberian railway then cancelled them all, probably because he realised, wait, that sounds like a lot of hassle.

Also I hope this guy doesn't go to manuscripts:

On an unrelated note I read this a couple of days ago in a public toilet*:

For which I thank the graffiti artist.

*clarification: mooncup is 'the original silicone menstrual cup' which is reusable. Hot.

Oh, Ohhhh, Oh

 

...

I rarely talk about anything serious on this blog but here goes:

 

I want to walk John O Groats to Land's End. I really, really do. I dont care if I take the scenic route or not, I just want to walk that far. There's something really nice about the idea of getting up one day and walking and not stopping. Like Forrest Gump only running is so bliddy tiring I'd go for the leisurely, British counterpart; the hike, the ramble, the excursion.

So, if anyone fancies joining me, you get the pleasure of my company for the puny price of 874miles food and bedding.

Oh, and you'll have to carry stuff cos I'm not very strong.