Snail, Woman, Flower, Star

This is how I want people to describe me. A collection of random nouns. Unfortunately, I'm not fussed enough to make myself separately flower-like, snail-like, star-like...

Completely unrelated:

I think anyone who writes a book on flirting is probably not the right person to ask for advice. Bit too calculated. Mirrored your body language here. Made eye contact. Breathed inwards through nostrils, out through mouth.

Apparently it's psychoanalytic:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Flirtation-Adam-Phillips/dp/0571174906

That figures.