Otter

So I finished Zelda. Which has unlocked the MASTERQUEST, and I'm sure I'll manage to waste a good few lives on that in the future but right now it's time for a break. Time to get back to reality. Which is, incidentally, one big

 (cockalorum)

We've been down on fetchers and so have had to race around like otters on acid, when my personality is natrually more tortoise on morphine. 

My periphery is also screwed. I'm constantly crashing into things, and my body doesn't even have the common courtesy to offer me a bruise or two. I'm starting to think I have no capillaries.