So I went to a hen do on Saturday

Don't fall out of a stretch Hummer, is my advice to you (stretch Ford, but that is a story for a different day.) Though the injury at least didn't hurt, cuz I was wearing my beer armour.

I also got to meet one of the cutest dogs in the world.

Or well, a dog who likes me. Which doesn't happen very often considering dogs usually like everybody.

Whatever. It's not important. At least I know how to wear my kredemnon.

Number 3 is my FAVE. Closely followed by 6, the moob tube.